MAESTRO

Chief of Staff

For almost ten years, Maestro has spent his time eating, sleeping, and playing. 

He gives poor customer service, leadership, and communication advice.  While he likes some people, he doesn’t particularly enjoy the presence of children. As for other species, he has no time for dogs. None whatsoever.

The truth is, this little guy has never had a real job, has no formal education, and his aspirations are limited to hanging out in Amazon boxes and watching YouTube videos instead of reading a good book.

Maestro thinks he’s king.  He’s probably right.