MAESTRO

Chief of Staff

For the past 11 years, our Maestro has spent his time eating, sleeping, and playing. 

He isn’t that great at customer service, and leadership and communication skills are something to be desired. While he enjoys the presence of some humans, he isn’t particularly fond of children. As for other species, he has no time for dogs. None whatsoever. Not even for his sister, Züri.

The truth is, this little guy has never had a real job, has no formal education, and his aspirations are limited to hanging out in Amazon boxes and watching YouTube videos instead of reading a good book.

The guy thinks he’s a king.  He’s probably right.